The Updated Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists 2.0
Dear patriotic protectors of American Atheists,
Less than two weeks ago, I asked you to assist me in finalizing “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists.” As you know,American Atheists continue to suffer from Ground Zero cross-induced, “dyspepsia [upset stomach], symptoms of depression, headaches, anxiety, and mental pain and anguish.”
You immediately grasped the urgency of my request and submitted your well thought out additions to the Guide in a most timely manner. Below, you will find “The Updated Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists 2.0,” updated with suggestions from commenters.
We no doubt have failed to identify every possible thing that must be removed or altered to correct the government’s malicious disregard for the hurt feelings of godless Americans. But, if we successfully remedy all the government-sponsored wrongs listed in this updated guide, we will be well on our way to protecting atheists from references to America’s religious history and Judeo-Christian heritage.
In fact, American Atheists have acknowledged the accuracy of the guide. One commenter on the American Atheists’ blog writes, “I have to agree with almost every item in the list in the article.”
For your ease of use, everything in the updated Guide is categorized and acknowledges the hardworking patriots who contributed. Everything that appeared in Guide 1.0 is italicized:
Historical Documents, Songs, and Speeches:
Songs with religious references such as The Star-Spangled Banner, America the Beautiful, God Bless America and official songs for each branch of the U.S. Armed Forces (r8arnhart, HUACNOW)
Public references to Martin Luther King, Jr.’s “I Have Dream” speech that include the quote, “Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.” (sofsu)
Copies of the Mayflower Compact, which mentions God numerous times, are found in public museums and libraries across America (ag1986)
Any official documents containing “A.D.” dates, which refer to the Latin term “Anno Domini” (In the year of our Lord) (nesquire)
President John Adams wrote, “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.”
Jefferson’s Bible displayed at the Smithsonian
National Motto - “In God We Trust”
Pledge of Allegiance - “under God”
Declaration of Independence - “our Creator” and “Nature’s God”
Emancipation Proclamation - “gracious favor of Almighty God”
National Anthem - “In God is our trust” (HUACNOW)
Public Buildings, Displays, and Money:
All coins and currency containing the phrase “In God We Trust.” (goldblattp, WKJR, darthofer, ag1986, grep_boy, chance175)
Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial - sermons and religious references
Nativity scenes that appear on public property across America every Christmas season. (Sherry Forrester Leslie)
The Library of Congress Bible Collection with “1,500 editions of the Bible in more than 150 languages”
The National Cathedral - Chartered by Congress in 1893 and home to many significant presidential affairs of state from Thanksgiving services to funerals
The National Park Service has designated St. John’s Church, wherePatrick Henry delivered his “Give me Liberty, or Give me Death” speech, as a National Historic Landmark.
Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial - thousands of white crosses
Tomb of the Unknowns - “American soldier known but to God”
Prayer room of the U.S. Capitol
Evergreen Chapel at Camp David - President Obama’s church
Ground Zero Cross at the 9/11 Memorial and Museum
Lincoln Memorial - Gettysburg Address and Second Inaugural Address are replete with references to God
The floor of the National Archives contains a medallion with the Ten Commandments
Doors leading to U.S. Supreme Court Courtroom - Ten Commandments
A steel covered World War II Bible displayed at the National Museum of American History which was originally advertised to “protect from bullets” when carried in one’s pocket on the battle field.
Arlington National Cemetery is replete with religious symbolism (michsmith7)
Religious artwork in the National Gallery of Art
Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia - cross and Ten Commandments
Cox Corridors of the U.S. Capitol - “America! God shed his grace on Thee”
East facade of the outside of the Supreme Court - Moses holding Ten Commandments
House of Representatives chamber - Moses
Jefferson Memorial’s dome - “sworn upon the altar of God”
Cap of the Washington Monument - “Laus Deo [Praise be to God]”
Library of Congress Jefferson Building - Statute of Apostle Paul and Moses holding Ten Commandments
Senate Chamber - “In God we trust”
“Seven in Heaven Way” street sign
South frieze of the U.S. Supreme Court Courtroom - Moses holding Ten Commandments (johnstern100)
Constitutions, Laws, and Cases:
Many state constitutions that reference God, such as the Massachusetts Constitution that declares that, “the encouragement of arts and sciences, and all good literature, tends to the honor of God, the advantage of the Christian religion, and the great benefit of this and the other United States of America.” (jinxmchue, HUACNOW)
Van Orden v. Perry , 545 U.S. 677 (2005) - permitting Ten Commandments on government property
Pleasant Grove City v. Summum , 555 U.S. ___ (2009) - permitting government to display Ten Commandments and reject other monuments
U.S. Constitution references “Year of our Lord”
Church of the Holy Trinity v. United States , 143 U.S. 457 (1892) - “this is a Christian nation”
Zorach v. Clauson , 343 U.S. 306 (1952) - “We are a religious people whose institutions presuppose a Supreme Being”
Cities and Geographical Names:
City names honoring Christian individuals, such as San Antonio, TX,San Diego, CA, San Francisco, CA, San Jose, CA, Santa Barbara, CA,Santa Monica, CA, St. Augustine, FL, St. Louis, MO, St. Paul, MN, andSt. Petersburg, FL. (Chris Prevas, Denise Brown)
City names with Biblical or Christian significance, such as Bethlehem, PA (birthplace of Christ), Corpus Christi, TX (Latin for “the body of Christ”), Los Angeles, CA (meaning “the angels”), Philadelphia, PA (mentioned in Revelations as a city with a godly church), Providence, RI (providence assumes a God that cares about mankind), Sacramento, CA (meaning “the holy sacrament”), Salem, OR (from the Hebrew term for “peace with God”), Santa Fe, NM (meaning “holy faith”), andBethesda, MD (named after the Presbyterian church in the area). (peterschamberlain, Chris Prevas)
Public Oaths and Ceremonies:
The use of the Bible for the presidential inauguration and prayers offered during the inauguration. (renia216)
Supreme Court opens with “God save the United States and this Honorable Court”
Judicial oaths sworn by court witnesses often invoke God or the Bible.For example, witnesses in Pennsylvania courts are required to place their hand on a “Holy Bible” and swear “by Almighty God, the searcher of all hearts, that I will, and that as I shall answer to God at the last great day.” (renia216)
Washington’s Inaugural Prayer, which references God as the “Divine Author of our faith.” (Way4JC)
Holidays:
Christmas and Thanksgiving are official federal government holidays (don61)
White House Easter Egg Roll (Forgod2)
Public Programs and Observances:
National Day of Prayer (Forgod2)
The Chaplains Corps of each branch of the U.S. Military
House and Senate Chaplains who open each day in prayer
We will continue updating “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Protecting American Atheists” and I urge you to leave your additions - specifically those arising at the state and community level - in the comments section below.
Together we can prevent fact-induced dyspepsia.
Thank you for helping us in our efforts to document American history.
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